First Guy (proudly) : "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Archive for March, 2007
Lucky guy
Posted by author on 29 March 2007
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W – I – F – E
Posted by author on 25 March 2007
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Wife wanted
Posted by author on 19 March 2007
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They said the same thing : "You can have mine."
~Anonymous
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Happy for 20 years
Posted by author on 17 March 2007
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
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Superman to Doberman
Posted by author on 16 March 2007
A man just before marriage : ‘Superman’
After marriage : ‘Gentleman’
After 10 years of marriage : ‘Watchman’
After 20 years of marriage : ‘Doberman’
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Marriage, an agreement
Posted by author on 16 March 2007
Marriage is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
~ Anonymous
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Office-wife
Posted by author on 13 March 2007
I prefer the word “homemaker” because “housewife” always implies that there may be a wife elsewhere.
~ Bella Abzug
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