Love, Belief & Relief

 

 

Son asks his dad the difference between LOVE, BELIEF & RELIEF.

Father says : your Mom is my LOVE, our maid is my RELIEF and I’m your dad – well, that’s my BELIEF!

~ Anonymous

 

Clever neighbor

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower & the doorbell rings.

After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

Then she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I will give you $800 just to drop that towel that you have on" After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quickly leaves.

Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs.

When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower " who was that ?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great," the husband says, " did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?"

Moral of the story :

Share critical credit information with your stakeholders to prevent avoidable exposure!

Beauty & brain

 

A Man goes to heaven after death. He gets to meet God and asks Him if he can ask a few questions. “Sure”, God replies.

“OK”, the man says. “Why did you make women so beautiful?”

God says, ” So you would love them.”

The man ponders a moment and then asks, “But why did you make them such airheads?”

God says, “So they would love YOU!”

 

 

 

Boss

 

 

“Boss is always early when you are late and late when you are early. ”

 

 

Three dreams

 

 

Three dreams of a man :

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.

To be as rich as his child believes. 

To have as many women as his wife suspects.

 

 

Intelligent wife

 

 

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.

“What are you doing?” he shouted.

At which his wife told her lover, “I TOLD you he was stupid!”

 

 

 

Trouble at bed

 

 

Despite old saying, “Don’t take your troubles to your bed”, many women still sleep with their husbands. ~ Unknown