By Surnames

 

 

A woman had 8 sons – all named John.

How did she call them?

“I call them by their surnames”

 

 

Customer complaints

 

 

Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours?

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

 

 

Love, Belief & Relief

 

 

Son asks his dad the difference between LOVE, BELIEF & RELIEF.

Father says : your Mom is my LOVE, our maid is my RELIEF and I’m your dad – well, that’s my BELIEF!

~ Anonymous

 

Intelligent wife

 

 

An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man.

“What are you doing?” he shouted.

At which his wife told her lover, “I TOLD you he was stupid!”

 

 

 

Trouble at bed

 

 

Despite old saying, “Don’t take your troubles to your bed”, many women still sleep with their husbands. ~ Unknown

 

 

 

Lucky guy

 

 

First Guy (proudly) : "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

 

 

Office

 

 

Office is a place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. ~ Unknown

 

 

W – I – F – E

To a bachelor, wife means :

Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment.

After 10 years of marriage, definition changes to:

Worry Invited For Ever.

~ Unknown




Wife wanted

 

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They said the same thing : "You can have mine."

~Anonymous

 

 

Happy for 20 years

 

 

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

~ Rodney Dangerfield