Archive for the ‘Funny saying’ Category
Posted by author on 23 July 2008
A woman had 8 sons – all named John.
How did she call them?
“I call them by their surnames”
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Posted by author on 30 June 2007
Son to Dad : What is the difference between confidence and confidential.
Dad to Son : You are my son, I’m confident. Your friend is also my son, that’s confidential !
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Posted by author on 17 June 2007
Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE??
It means-”Without Information Fighting Everytime”
Wife replies,” No, It means- “With Idiot For Ever !!!”
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Posted by author on 14 June 2007
Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours?
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
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Posted by author on 8 April 2007
Despite old saying, “Don’t take your troubles to your bed”, many women still sleep with their husbands. ~ Unknown
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Posted by author on 28 March 2007
Office is a place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. ~ Unknown
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Posted by author on 25 March 2007
To a bachelor, wife means :
Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment.
After 10 years of marriage, definition changes to:
Worry Invited For Ever.
~ Unknown
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Posted by author on 12 March 2007
“The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.”
~Emo Phillips
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Posted by author on 11 March 2007
My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.
~Willie Aames
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Posted by author on 9 February 2007
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." ~ Henry Youngman
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