A woman had 8 sons – all named John.

How did she call them?

“I call them by their surnames”

Son to Dad : What is the difference between confidence and confidential.

Dad to Son : You are my son, I’m confident. Your friend is also my son, that’s confidential !

Husband asks , “Do u know the meaning of WIFE??

It means-”Without Information Fighting Everytime”

Wife replies,” No, It means- “With Idiot For Ever !!!”

Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours?

No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

Despite old saying, “Don’t take your troubles to your bed”, many women still sleep with their husbands. ~ Unknown

Office is a place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. ~ Unknown

To a bachelor, wife means :

Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment.

After 10 years of marriage, definition changes to:

Worry Invited For Ever.

~ Unknown

“The battle of the sexes will never be won as long as we keep sleeping with the enemy.”

~Emo Phillips

My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.

~Willie Aames

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." ~ Henry Youngman