Is it expensive ?

“How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.”

~ Oscar Wilde

Free Sex costs more

 

“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”

~Brendan Francis, Poet

 

 

Inspiration

 

 A guy goes to a party without his wife. He hears other guy say to his wife, “Pass the sugar, honey,” as they were having dinner. The guy is inspired.

The next morning , at breakfast with his wife, he tells her, “Pass the bacon, pig”.

~ Unknown

 

Office

 

 

Office is a place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. ~ Unknown

 

 

W – I – F – E

To a bachelor, wife means :

Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment.

After 10 years of marriage, definition changes to:

Worry Invited For Ever.

~ Unknown




Secret of long marriage

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." ~ Henry Youngman

Facing terrorism

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." ~ Sam Kinison

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.~ Anonymous