A woman had 8 sons – all named John.
How did she call them?
“I call them by their surnames”
Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category
Free Sex costs more
Posted by author on 5 January 2008
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”
~Brendan Francis, Poet
Posted in Funny, Give & Take, Humour, Joke, Jokes from life, Man woman, Marriage, Sex, Sex life, Wife | Leave a Comment »
Poor sex life
Posted by author on 23 October 2007
“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, ‘The man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years, my husband and I slept on bunk beds.”
~ Joan Rivers, Comedian
Posted in Humour, Husband, Joke, Man woman, On top, Sex, Sex life, Wife | Leave a Comment »
Mother & daughter
Posted by author on 29 August 2007
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know?
Mother Faints…
Posted in Daughter, Mother, Sex, teenage | 1 Comment »
An affair
Posted by author on 15 August 2007
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”
Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
“No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”
Courtesy : funmunch.com
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Husband, wife & he
Posted by author on 7 June 2007
Husband comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He souts and shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.
