“How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.”
~ Oscar Wilde
Archive for the ‘Wife’ Category
Is it expensive ?
Posted by author on 5 January 2008
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Free Sex costs more
Posted by author on 5 January 2008
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”
~Brendan Francis, Poet
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Poor sex life
Posted by author on 23 October 2007
“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, ‘The man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years, my husband and I slept on bunk beds.”
~ Joan Rivers, Comedian
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Marriage
Posted by author on 8 September 2007
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
~ Joey Adams
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An affair
Posted by author on 15 August 2007
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”
Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
“No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”
Courtesy : funmunch.com
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Feminine power
Posted by author on 24 June 2007
Tears is the hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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Another man
Posted by author on 24 June 2007
Husband : “When I’m gone, you’ll never find another man like me”.
Wife :” What makes you think I’d want another man like you?”
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Inspiration
Posted by author on 20 June 2007
A guy goes to a party without his wife. He hears other guy say to his wife, “Pass the sugar, honey,” as they were having dinner. The guy is inspired.
The next morning , at breakfast with his wife, he tells her, “Pass the bacon, pig”.
~ Unknown
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Husband, wife & he
Posted by author on 7 June 2007
Husband comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed.
He souts and shoots his friend to death.
Wife says, “If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends”.
