By Surnames

A woman had 8 sons – all named John.

How did she call them?

“I call them by their surnames”

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An affair

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.

His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”

His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”

Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

“No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”

Courtesy : funmunch.com

Size of Balls

 

Usually the shop-floor staff of the company play football.

The middle-level managers are more interested in tennis.

The top management usually has a preference for golf.

FINDING: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.

 

 

 

Confidential

 

 

Son to Dad : What is the difference between confidence and confidential.

Dad to Son : You are my son, I’m confident. Your friend is also my son, that’s confidential !