A Good Marriage


A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.~Honore de Balzac



By Ketu Posted in Joke

Wife’s Birthday

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once ... . ~ Anonymous

By Ketu Posted in Joke

Bird & cat’s story

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there miserably in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the under the pile of cow dung, promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story :

1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3) And when you are in deep shit, its best to keep your mouth shut!


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.~Socrates

By Ketu Posted in Joke


A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?

The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested.

All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story : To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.