Confidential

 

 

Son to Dad : What is the difference between confidence and confidential.

Dad to Son : You are my son, I’m confident. Your friend is also my son, that’s confidential !

 

 

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Feminine power

 

 

Tears is the hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

 

 

Inspiration

 

 A guy goes to a party without his wife. He hears other guy say to his wife, “Pass the sugar, honey,” as they were having dinner. The guy is inspired.

The next morning , at breakfast with his wife, he tells her, “Pass the bacon, pig”.

~ Unknown

 

Period

 

 

Teacher: u know the importance of period?

Student : Yah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.