Is it expensive ?

“How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.”

~ Oscar Wilde

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Inspiration

 

 A guy goes to a party without his wife. He hears other guy say to his wife, “Pass the sugar, honey,” as they were having dinner. The guy is inspired.

The next morning , at breakfast with his wife, he tells her, “Pass the bacon, pig”.

~ Unknown