A woman had 8 sons – all named John.
How did she call them?
“I call them by their surnames”
Is it expensive ?
Posted by author on 5 January 2008
“How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.”
~ Oscar Wilde
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Free Sex costs more
Posted by author on 5 January 2008
“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”
~Brendan Francis, Poet
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Poor sex life
Posted by author on 23 October 2007
“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, ‘The man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years, my husband and I slept on bunk beds.”
~ Joan Rivers, Comedian
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Marriage
Posted by author on 8 September 2007
Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
~ Joey Adams
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Mother & daughter
Posted by author on 29 August 2007
Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know?
Mother Faints…
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An affair
Posted by author on 15 August 2007
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.”
His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber the other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn’t mine.”
Paddy says: “I think my wife is having an affair with a horse.” Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.
“No, I’m serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed.”
Courtesy : funmunch.com
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Size of Balls
Posted by author on 21 July 2007
Usually the shop-floor staff of the company play football.
The middle-level managers are more interested in tennis.
The top management usually has a preference for golf.
FINDING: As you go up the corporate ladder, the balls reduce in size.
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Feminine power
Posted by author on 24 June 2007
Tears is the hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
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